MERRY
CHRISTMAS from Marnie Pehrson!
My Gift to You Is:
Miss
Humbug
By Marnie L. Pehrson
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It's Christmastime, and
emotionless, cold and calculating Elaina Houston would rather work
than celebrate. Not only is Christmas a complete waste of time and
money in her opinion, but also it brings with it haunting memories
that drive Elaina further into her frigid shell. Work is the only
answer, but she's surrounded by coworkers who bask in the holiday
glow, constantly reminding her of painful memories from Christmases
gone by.
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Then one night, a week before
Christmas, her past comes back to haunt her, and she's given an
ultimatum. Either she learns the Spirit of Christmas or she won't live
to see another December 25th.
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Excerpt:
December 16th
“Merry Christmas, Ms. Houston,” the elderly doorman
tipped his hat as he opened the glass door to the office complex.
“Good morning,” Elaina Houston waved
her gloved hand and quickly brushed past him. She headed straight for
the elevator and pressed the up button. The toe of her black stilettos
tapped impatiently on the green marble floor as she awaited her
transportation. She removed her gloves and put them in her coat
pockets. After forty seconds, she released a heavy sigh and thrust her
hand to her hip. Elaina’s immaculately manicured burgundy nails
tapped against her black wool overcoat. Her eyes darted to the stair
entrance and then down at her high heels.
Just as she decided that the stairs
wouldn’t be such a great idea, the elevator dinged and the door
opened. She tossed her hand with an impatient flair and then quickly
stepped inside, carrying her leather briefcase as three people stepped
off and four others followed her aboard. Her index finger pressed 15
and both hands clasped the handle of the briefcase in front of her.
The elevator stopped on nearly every floor between the first and the
15th, letting people off and others on. By the time they
reached the tenth floor, Elaina irritatedly checked her watch and
released a heavy sigh – five ‘til nine. She should be in her
office right now.
So preoccupied was she with the time that
she didn’t notice Nick Aimes, the tall, strapping heartthrob of
Mullins and Mullrooney Enterprises. Every woman in the office
practically threw herself at the blonde-haired, blue-eyed Southerner.
Born and bred near Nashville, Tennessee, his mother had evidently
spent quite a bit of time training her son in the proper use of
Ma’ams and Sir’s and how to open doors and hail taxies for the
fairer sex in such a way that even the most hardened New York City
feminist could not be offended. He was quite a novelty in the
mile-a-minute
New
York City
life. The only woman who never gave him the time of day was Elaina
Houston, Vice President of Marketing. Elaina was as hard as those long
burgundy nails of hers. Everything was about business for Elaina. Her
co-workers joked about her when she wasn’t around. They wondered if
she even slept. If she did, her dreams were probably about
spreadsheets and marketing strategies. More likely she plugged into a
recharging station at night like a Borg from Star
Trek.
Nick smiled as he studied Elaina and
pictured her with wires coming out of her beautiful body connecting
her to the collective consciousness of the Borg. The humor faded from
his lips, replaced by a sad expression. She was really quite pitiful
– emotionless other than irritation and impatience. As far as he
could tell she had no family, no one who loved her, and no one to
love. “Ice Woman” was what Charlie in packaging called her. Of
course, Charlie was a relentless flirt and Nick warned him he was
wasting his energy pursuing Elaina. When he finally got up the nerve
to ask her to dinner, Elaina shot him down cold.
“Thank you, No,” was her frigid
emotionless reply. If he’d been a telemarketer she would have
replaced the receiver coolly before he got out his first, “But…”
Instead she simply clapped her heels across the granite floor, entered
her office and shut the door, leaving Charlie with the proverbial tail
caught between his legs.
If friendly Charlie couldn’t pull off a
dinner invitation with Elaina, no one else stood a chance. So no one
else tried. That was two years ago and no one had attempted an
invitation since. Even the females who tried to befriend Elaina found
themselves pushed away.
Elaina glanced up at the floor indicator
and noticed Nick staring at her. What was that expression on his face?
Pity? The corners of his lips turned up and he nodded his head in a
friendly gesture. The pity was still there though. She’d have none
of it – his nor anyone else’s. She made no attempt to return the
acknowledgement, but turned her aloof gaze back to see that the
elevator had now reached her floor. The doors opened and she quickly
stepped out, her stilettos clapping briskly across the hard floor
toward her office.
Nick exited after her and watched her for
several moments and then turned in the opposite direction toward his
own office.
“Good morning, Mr. Aimes,” a tall
red-headed secretary greeted him.
“Good morning, Melissa,” he nodded
cheerily, “Merry Christmas!”
“Merry Christmas!” greeted several
other office workers.
Elaina shut her office door soundly and
set her briefcase down on her desk, opened it and pulled out a CD of
the presentation she’d worked on last night at home. She walked over
to the window to her office that looked out over the rows of cubicles.
A glittering Christmas tree fully decorated with gold, silver and red
ornaments sat in the center with cubicles encircling it as if everyone
were gathered around some sort of shrine.
“Christmas,” she gritted
distastefully. It won’t be over soon enough for me. They’re all
useless at this time of year. Can’t get a thing out of them, she
thought to herself. All they do is watch the clock, waiting for the
moment they can leave and go waste more of their money on presents,
parties, and decorations.
From a marketing standpoint, she had to
admit that nothing was so ingenious as to have millions of people go
out automatically every November and December and spend money they
don’t have on things they don’t need. She wished she’d thought
of it herself. As a matter of fact, she wished she owned a credit card
company. Those people were the ones making a killing! Instead she
worked for Mullins and Mullrooney. Those two old geezers had been in
business since the day they graduated Harvard. They were the two most
soft-hearted venture capitalists on the planet – investing in
everything from innovative computer gadgets to the latest leak-guard
diaper. Any inventor who thought he had the next best thing since the
invention of the PC traipsed through Mullins and Mullrooney
Enterprises, pitching their wares.
It was Elaina’s job to figure out how to
market the stuff. Sometimes she had her job cut out for her because,
personally, she couldn’t see why anyone would buy the junk – no
matter how Charlie from packaging wrapped it or Nick from development
improved upon the design. The
fact was, that Mr. Mullins and Mr. Mullrooney felt it their
God-ordained obligation to help every poor sap live his dream. Because
their hearts were bigger than their brains, the company didn’t
thrive as Elaina knew it could.
“If I were in charge, things would be a
lot different around here, that’s for sure,” she muttered under
her breath. The first thing to go would be that stupid tree. She
closed the shades so she wouldn’t have to see the insufferable
symbol of holiday cheer.
She sat down at her desk and went to work
on her computer. She looked up when she heard a knock at the door.
“Come,” she answered.
“Ms. Houston, here are the figures from
Development and Packaging on that new diaper bag with the built-in
bottle warmer,” Angela laid a stack of papers on Elaina’s desk.
“When will those guys ever learn to use
email and just shoot over the files?” Elaina asked her secretary.
Angela shrugged, “I believe it’s
because Mr. Mullins and Mr. Mullrooney like hard copies.”
“But I
don’t like hard copies. They’re a waste of paper and time. I just
have to ask for the files anyway in order to perform my
calculations.”
“Yes, Ms.
Houston
.
I’ll pass along your suggestion again.”
“Please do that. They don’t seem to
read my emails.”
Angela rolled her eyes as she turned back
toward the door. She stepped out and closed it behind her. Mumbling
under her breath she mocked her boss:
“I wish I didn’t have to read your
emails! ‘Get me the Merriweather file – ASAP!
You were 5 minutes late again, Angela! Plan on staying at least
three hours later today!’ Doesn’t she get that I’m a single
mother with children to feed? I swear the woman is oblivious! Night
after night she keeps me overtime, and then fusses if I’m two
minutes late the next morning!”
~*~
At
4:45
p.m.
Elaina checked her email and clicked the headline of the company-wide
memo.
“Effective now through Christmas,
everyone must vacate the building by
5:15pm
.
Go home and enjoy your families and the holiday season!
Merry Christmas!
Mr. Roger Mullrooney and Mr. Harry
Mullins”
“Good
grief!” Elaina rolled her eyes. “How do they expect to run a
profitable business with this kind of nonsense? Oh – right – I
forgot – they aren’t in it for profit,” she quipped
sarcastically. “Our mission statement is to ‘make the little
guys’ dreams come true,’” she sneered with another roll of her
eyes. Elaina had a habit of talking to herself. Loneliness does that
to a person – of course Elaina would never admit to being lonely.
She
spent the last few minutes emailing work home to herself. If they
wouldn’t let her use her office, she’d just have to finish her
work at home. Someone had to keep those two old fools from running the
business into the ground.
The
elevators overflowed with people following orders to vacate the
building. Elaina managed to find a spot in the second group taking the
second elevator.
The
crowd of people closed in around her and grew even more smothering
when floor after floor the elevator picked up new people. Elaina
inhaled deeply, attempting to control her frustration. What was that
tantalizing smell? It had to be the best smelling men’s cologne on
the planet. Why don’t we represent the inventors of that stuff?
Reflexively she looked around to see who smelled so wonderful and
found the source immediately to her right. Nick Aimes’ eyes followed
the numbers – 12, 11, 10. He stood close – incredibly close. Her
eyes quickly darted back toward the door. Why was her heart beating so
fast? Claustrophobia – that’s it – crammed in this dinky elevator
with so many people. She inhaled deeply again.
Dang! He smells good!
The
elevator stopped again, letting two more people on. As they nudged
their way in, a woman in heels lost her balance and fell backwards,
sending the others with a domino effect toward Elaina. Nick lunged
forward and knocked Elaina off balance. Quickly he reached out his
left hand to brace himself against the wall of the elevator and his
other went around her waist, pulling her toward him in one strong tug
to prevent her from falling.
People
shoved them so far over that now Elaina’s back pressed against the
wall of the elevator, Nick’s arm still encircled her waist and his
pale blue eyes caught hers as his left arm still braced against the
wall over her head. His muscular form stood a full foot taller than
her and as her eyes caught his, her heart hammered. She completely
forgot to breathe. Even Ice Woman had to thaw a little in such a warm
environment. She could even feel a flush rising to her cheeks. He was
smiling now – those darn dimples and his thick, smooth
Tennessee
accent was apologizing and asking her if she was okay.
The
whole thing had a surreal quality to it, and all she could do was nod
affirmatively confirming that she was fine. Soon, the group in the
elevator managed to right themselves, but why was he still leaning
over her with his arm around her waist? His smile was engaging – a
different one than he usually wore when he looked at her. There
wasn’t the usual pity. He was interested in her! For a fleeting
second she felt flattered, but the emotion vanished as quickly as it
arrived. Nonsense! She didn’t have time for a messy office romance!
“Excuse
me,” she moved to escape his presence, but there wasn’t much of
anywhere to go.
Nick
seemed to come to his own senses. He must have realized that he was
hovering over the Ice Woman. He excused himself, released her, and
turned to the door.
They
both stepped off the elevator on the first floor. Nick buttoned the
top buttons of his khaki wool overcoat, tightened his red Christmas
scarf around his neck and accompanied her to the front door.
The
doorman opened the exit, and Nick gestured for Elaina to go first.
“Merry
Christmas, Elaina,” Nick waved as she started left and he went
right.
“Good
night,” she replied as she continued on her way, her heels clicking
against the pavement.
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“Why
don’t you ever say Merry Christmas?” Nick muttered to himself as
he quickly peered over his shoulder as Elaina disappeared around the
corner. She may be cold as
a cucumber, but she was beautiful – that ash blonde hair, emerald
green eyes, thick eyelashes and full kissable lips. What was he
thinking? This is Elaina Houston you’re talking about! Forget about
her! Nick reminded himself.
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